In my line of work, I don’t think I deal with as many people who are bad at their jobs as much as people who are humorously weird at their jobs.
Or just humorously weird like it’s their job.
Installing solar is a really good financial idea. It makes a ton of sense, it’s easy to finance and if you have the right set up for it, it’s almost physically impossible for it to not make you money.
Which is why I’m baffled that 70% of people who are interested in it are completely off their rockers
and by off their rockers, I mean, off their rockers and crawling around on the ceiling
Poetry written while listening to surf rock
On abusted up iPhone screen
Thanks in part
To a buzz turned drunk
Work tomorrow will undoubtedly suck
But in the meantime
There’s a beer here which smells like raspberries
Not pretending I can ply guitar, but trying valiantly
It’s been about 3 months since I wrote this song and I have NO IDEA how to replicate it on the guitar.
I’m embarrassingly bad at my hobbies at times
….of old papers. Found this ‘poem’ circa 7th grade
If we lived in a cardboard box, we would decorate it with crayons and move outside of a Chinese restaurant so we could eat good food and be happy
If we were fat, we would sit on a couch, watch Jerry Springer together, eat lots of icecream and be happy
If we were dorks we would dress up like vulcans, go to conventions full of other vulcans and be happy
If we died we would go to locker rooms and haunt the showers together and you would cover my eyes even though I could see through you and we would be happy
If we were flowers, we would be ugly flowers so that no one would pick ever pick us and we would live in a field and be happy
If we were retards, we would play with stuffed animals, paint with our finger paints and I would understand your speech and we would be happy
If we were truck drivers, we would haul sewage, go to truck stops, prank people on the CB and be happy
If we were construction workers, we would steal all the signs and use them for wallpaper in our apartment and be happy
If you were me, and I were you, I would laugh at your dumb jokes and you would tickle me when I said I was fat
If we were astronauts, I would drag you to Uranus and you would moon me on the moon and floating out there in the stars we would be happy
If we were rock stars, I would dedicate my songs to you, we would trash hotel rooms together, we would decorate our tour bus with silly string and we would be happy
If we were crazy we would bounce around in our padded rooms, throw our food at the security guards, make fun of the other crazy folk and be happy
If we were stoners I would give you my bong and my potato chips
Not the worst barometer for future relationships, I’d think
This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Dec 2008 and Feb 2012 containing my top 20 used words.
Top 1 blogs I reblogged the most:
I’ll probably never stop being amused by adding captions to pictures.
And sending them like Valentines day cards
(Source: The Huffington Post)
On choosing the nonexistent father of our children.
I’m scrolling again through the faceless numbers that are the potential...
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This guy is glad cinematography went first
Because he and Nick Nolte are going to be toking up behind the theatre in a few minutes.
I'm having one of those days where I want to throw away everything I have, everything I know, and go out in search of adventure.
indianaminute asked: That hibachi dinner looks amazing. Any chance you'd share the sauce recipe?!? That's about the only reason I go to those places anymore! Happy Mardi Gras! :)
It really IS soooooo good, and it’s SO basic and not at all fancy and/or difficult.
As with 99% percent of the things I make I don’t use a recipe,...